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The Food of the Gods by H.G. Wells

The Food of the Gods

The Food of the Gods – In a venture to solve the problem of world hunger, two Scientists work to develop very large chickens. They discover the ultimate growth food and turn all of the creatures around into giants. Inadvertently they create a new evolution of humans that become giants. What begins with the most altruistic of motives rapidly becomes a world in chaos.

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The Food of the Gods – In a venture to solve the problem of world hunger, two Scientists work to develop very large chickens. They discover the ultimate growth food and turn all of the creatures around into giants. Inadvertently they create a new evolution of humans that become giants. What begins with the most altruistic of motives rapidly becomes a world in chaos.

This book begins as a farce and a satire with scathing views of naive scientists, craven politicians and the populace as ignorant rubes, and rapidly becomes deadly serious as giant wasps and giant rats become mortal threats to any and everything. In the midst of this, human babies, having fed off of this new super food begin their growths toward super sizes. A race of giants is created and the little people must learn how to cope. Or not….

Book One
Chapter the First – The Discovery of the Food
Chapter the Second.—The Experimental Farm.

Part Two
Chapter the Second.—The Experimental Farm.—(Continued.)
Chapter the Third.—The Giant Rats.

Part Three
Chapter the Third.—The Giant Rats. (Continued.)
Chapter the Fourth.—The Giant Children.

Part Four
Chapter the Fourth.—The Giant Children. (Continued.)
Chapter the Fifth.—The Minimificence of Mr. Bensington.

Book Two: The Food In The Village.
Chapter the First.—The Coming of the Food.

Part Five
Chapter the First.—The Coming of the Food. (Continued.)
Chapter the Second.—The Brat Gigantic.

Part Six
Book Three: The Harvest Of The Food.
Chapter the First.—The Altered World.

Part Seven
Chapter the Second.—The Giant Lovers.
Chapter the Third—Young Caddles in London.

Part Eight
Chapter the Third.—Young Caddles in London. (Continued.)
Chapter the Fourth.—Redwood’s Two Days.

Part Nine
Chapter the Fourth.—Redwood’s Two Days. (Continued.)
Chapter the Fifth—The Giant Leaguer.

Part Ten
Chapter the Fifth—The Giant Leaguer. (Concluded.)

This edition reproduces the 1903 serial magazine edition as published in The Cosmopolitan and includes all 46 illustrations drawn by Cyrus Cuneo (1879-1916).

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Pearson’s Magazine, December 1903

In 1976, part of The Food of the Gods was adapted into a movie. Critic Michael Medved gave it a Golden Turkey award for being the “Worst Rodent Movie of All Time”.

Herbert George Wells was born in Bromley, Kent, England on September 21, 1866. He died August 13, 1946 (aged 79) in Regent’s Park, London. He is often called a “father of science fiction”, along with Jules Verne and Hugo Gernsback.

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Chapter the First – The Discovery of the Food

I.

IN the middle years of the nineteenth century there first became abundant in this strange world of ours a class of men, men tending for the most part to become elderly, who are called, and who are very properly called, but who dislike extremely to be called—”Scientists.” They dislike that word so much that from the columns of “Nature,” which was from the first their distinctive and characteristic paper, it is as carefully excluded as if it were—that other word which is the basis of all really bad language in this country. But the Great Public and its Press know better, and “Scientists” they are, and when they emerge to any sort of publicity, “distinguished scientists” and “eminent scientists” and “well-known scientists” is the very least we call them.

Certainly both Mr. Bensington and Professor Redwood quite merited any of these terms long before they came upon the marvelous discovery of which this story tells. Mr. Bensington was a Fellow of the Royal Society and a former president of the Chemical Society, and Professor Redwood was professor of physiology in the Bond Street College of the London University and he had been grossly libeled by the anti-vivisectionists time after time. And they had led lives of academic distinction from their very earliest youth.

They were of course quite undistinguished-looking men, as indeed all true Scientists are. There is more personal distinction about the mildest-mannered actor alive than there is about the entire Royal Society. Mr. Bensington was short and very, very bald, and he stooped slightly; he wore gold-rimmed spectacles, and cloth boots that were abundantly cut open because of his numerous corns; and Professor Redwood was entirely ordinary in his appearance. Until they happened upon the Food of the Gods (as I must insist upon calling it), they led lives of such eminent and studious obscurity that it is hard to find anything whatever to tell the reader about them.

Mr. Bensington won his spurs (if one may use such an expression of a gentleman in boots of slashed cloth) by his splendid researches upon the More Toxic Alkaloids, and Professor Redwood rose to eminence —I do not clearly remember how he rose to eminence! I know he was very eminent, and that’s all. Things of this sort grow. I fancy it was a voluminous work on Reaction Times with numerous plates of sphygmograph tracings (I write subject to correction) and an admirable new terminology, that did the thing for him.

The general public saw little or nothing of either of these gentlemen. Sometimes, at places like the Royal Institution and the Society of Arts, it did in a sort of way see Mr. Bensington, or at least his blushing baldness and something of his collar and coat, and hear fragments of a lecture or paper that he imagined himself to be reading audibly; and once I remember—one midday in the vanished past—when the British Association was at Dover, coming on Section C or D or some such letter, which had taken up its quarters in a public house, and following two serious-looking ladies with paper parcels, out of mere curiosity, through a door labeled “Billiards” and “Pool” into a scandalous darkness, broken only by a magic-lantern circle of Redwood’s tracings.

I watched the lantern slides come and go, and listened to a voice (I forget what it was saying) which I believe was the voice of Professor Redwood, and there was a sizzling from the lantern and another sound that kept me there, still out of curiosity, until the lights were unexpectedly turned up. And then I perceived that this sound was the sound of the munching of buns and sandwiches and things that the assembled British Associates had come there to eat under cover of the magic-lantern darkness.

And Redwood, I remember, went on talking all the time the lights were up and dabbling at the place where his diagram ought to have been visible on the screen— and so it was again so soon as the darkness was restored. I remember him then as a most ordinary, slightly nervous-looking, dark man, with an air of being preoccupied with something else, and doing what he was doing just then under an unaccountable sense of duty.

I heard Bensington also once—in the old days—at an educational conference in Bloomsbury. Like most eminent chemists and botanists, Mr. Bensington was very authoritative upon teaching—though I am certain he would have been scared out of his wits by an average Board School class in half an hour—and so far as I can remember now, he was propounding an improvement of Professor Armstrong’s Heuristic method, whereby at the cost of three or four hundred pounds’ worth of apparatus, a total neglect of all other studies and the undivided attention of a teacher of exceptional gifts, an average child might with a peculiar sort of thumby thoroughness learn in the course of ten or twelve years almost as much chemistry as one could get in one of those objectionable shilling textbooks that were then so common. . . .

“Quite ordinary persons, you perceive, both of them, outside their science. Or if anything, on the unpractical side of ordinary. And that you will find is the case with “scientists” as a class, all the world over. What there is great of them is an annoyance to their fellow scientists and a mystery to the general public, and what is not is evident.

There is no doubt about what is not great; no race of men have such obvious littlenesses. They live in a narrow world so far as their human intercourse goes, their researches involve infinite attention and an almost monastic seclusion; and what is left over is not very much. To witness some queer, shy, misshapen, gray-headed, self-important little discoverer of great discoveries, ridiculously adorned with the wide ribbon of some order of chivalry and holding a reception of his fellow men, or to read the anguish of “Nature” at the “neglect of science” when the angel of the birthday honors passes the Royal Society by, or to listen to one indefatigable lichenologist commenting on the work of another indefatigable lichenologist, such things force one to realize the unfaltering littleness of men.

And withal, the reef of Science that these little “scientists” built and are yet building is so wonderful, so portentous, so full of mysterious half-shapen promises for the mighty future of man! They do not seem to realize the things they are doing. No doubt, long ago, even Mr. Bensington, when he chose this calling, when he consecrated his life to the alkaloids and their kindred compounds, had some inkling of the vision—more than an inkling. Without some such inspiration, for such glories and positions only as a “scientist” may expect, what young man would have given his life to such work, as young men will?

No, they must have seen the glory, they must have had the vision, but so near that it has blinded them. The splendor has blinded them, mercifully, so that for the rest of their lives they can hold the lights of knowledge in comfort—that we may see!

And perhaps it accounts for Redwood’s touch of preoccupation, that—there can be no doubt of it now—he among his fellows was different, he was different inasmuch as something of the vision still lingered in his eyes.

II.

THE Food of the Gods I call it, this substance that Mr. Bensington and Professor Redwood made between them; and having regard now to what it has already done and all that it is certainly going to do, there is surely no exaggeration in the name.

I shall continue to call it this, therefore, throughout my story. But Mr. Bensington would no more have called it that in cold blood than he would have gone out from his flat in Sloane Street clad in regal scarlet and a wreath of laurel. The phrase was a mere first cry of astonishment from him. He called it the Food of the Gods in his first enthusiasm, and for an hour or so at the most altogether. After that, he decided he was being absurd. When he first thought of the thing, he saw, as it were, a vista of enormous possibilities — literally enormous possibilities — but upon this dazzling vista, after one stare of amazement, he resolutely shut his eyes, even as a conscientious “scientist” should. After that, the Food of the Gods sounded blatant to the pitch of indecency. He was surprised he had used the expression. Yet for all that, something of that clear-eyed moment hung about him and broke out ever and again…..

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